I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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