He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We need to get me chipped asap
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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