your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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