This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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