Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
