did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
