On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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