I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You are a genius and a whore.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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