if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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