what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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