So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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