Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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