I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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