What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can I color on your dick again?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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