question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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