your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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