i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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