I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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