oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
