I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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