You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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