woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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