Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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