yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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