I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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