Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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