Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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