Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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