I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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