so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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