carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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