Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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