I should be sponsored by Trojan
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
we should paint friendship bongs
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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