Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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