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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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