that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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