am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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