I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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