Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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