Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
