yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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