What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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