A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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