So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So many bounce houses so little time
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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