Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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