I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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