How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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