This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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