ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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