That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
not ubering you a puppy
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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